I love Glee and the character I love the most in Glee is Sue Sylvester ever since I've watched episode 1 (last June). So Sue Sylvester was a trending topic in
twitter the other day and I just love the jokes they made for her. Here are some of the jokes that are absolutely hilarious.
Lord Voldemort refers to Sue Sylvester as "she who must not be named."
Sue Sylvester's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Sue Sylvester.
Sue Sylvester does not go 'hunting', because that terminology implies failure. Sue Sylvester goes killing.
They once made a Sue Sylvester toilet paper, but there was a problem - It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Sue Sylvester bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
Sue Sylvester doesn't mow her lawn. She just stands out in her yard, and dares her grass to grow.
Sue Sylvester would have never let Taylor Swift finish.
When Sue Sylvester declared war on Fox News they didn't fight back.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Sue Sylvester's computer. Sue Sylvester is always in control.
MY FAVORITE!! When Sue Sylvester does a pushup, she isn't lifting herself up, she's pushing the Earth down.
it was stuff like "Sue Sylvester is the reason Santa doesn't exist.
I better continue studying again! :)) At least I'm calm now.
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