Ethelred The Unready

(from Georgia)
Ah, I am glad that you asked me this because once more I am able to display my huge talent for historiosity. Most English kings and queens get nicknames like “Richard the Lionheart” (because he was brave and so on) or “Good Queen Bess”. Ethelred (who lived a long long time ago, even before Slim was a young boy) is famous for being “unready”. The Vikings came to England to pillage and shake their big red legs at the English folk. They sneaked into his castle and caught Ethelred in the loo, and took over the castle. Hence his name – Ethelred the Unready. He’s lucky that is all he’s called. Things could be much worse: he could be called Ethelred the Pooey, or Ethelred on the Looey.

This made me laugh! Guess what, my little chum-ettes, I've bought "Are these my Basoomas I see before me?". WOOOOH!!!

Lumos Maximus! (glows) Lumos Maximus! (glows) Party on! (glows different colors)

Nobody uses this body to get back at… that!

This must be the lousiest weekend of my life. I hate staying at home in a weekend. I was supposed to go to the soiree but I had no transportation to go there and my parents weren't home. So instead of going to this party I was at home doing my damned home works and projects. It wasn't even production because I only finished one. I insist on changing our AP class' language into English.

I know, I do have a very boring life right now. Nothing exciting has been happening to me and it kinda sucks. This must the post-exam stress. If there is something exciting that will happen to me I'll totally blog it. Ahaha. See? I have no life. I better just go and rot myself to sleep.

If you want to, suggest a topic for me and I'll be doing a very long blog entry about that. Random stuffs.

(This is me when I became a vampire)

Maybe I'll do that survey/quiz I did a year ago.

RULES:. Put Your itunes on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
Hot Stuff- Ashlee Simpson (I must be distracted…. Yuck! Ahahaha)

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
This is My Now- Jordin Sparks (?!?)

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Beat It- Michael Jackson (WHAHAHAHAH! Right now I want you to BEAT EEEEET! BEAT EEEEET!)

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Time to Dance- Panic at the Disco (Party time!!! Woooh!)


WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Sing!- Renee Baughman, Don Perassi (Since when did I wanted to sing for a living?!)

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Wouldn't It Be Nice- The Bloomfields (That's true. It would really be nice when I were older right now)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
The Mob Song- Beauty and the Beast (BWAAHAHHAHAHA! I knew it! I knew it! That little shit!)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
Roll With It- Oasis (I don't get it)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
April Love- Pay Boone (Awww… But I don't fall in love on an April. I don't fall in love because I don't have a heart)

WHAT IS 2 + 2?
Get Nasty- Ashlee Simpson (WOOOH! Learn to say no!)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BESTIE?
You and I Both- Jason Mraz (Awww. Jason Mraz is so hot!)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Teenage Dirtbag- Weezer (Fudge, I thought he was my crush but unfortunately I think of him as a teenage dirtbag)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Butterfly- Jason Mraz (Enough said. I'm mentally ill. Aahahahha)

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Impossible- Kelly Clarkson (Which means I will be impossible to be contacted because I'm super busy being a Queen)


WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Hedwig's Theme- John Williams (I DON'T LOVE DANIEL RADCLIFFE! I LOVE HEDWIG! BOOOOM <--- If you know what I mean.)

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
What Katie Did- The Libertines (Who's Katie?)

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
I Write Sins Not Tragedies- Panic at the Disco (What a beautiful wedding)

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Halo/Walking on Sunshine- Glee Cast (You mean I'm going to be a saint in Heaven?)


WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Movies of Myself- Rufus Wainwright (Let me paraphrase this… Movies means Film, which is correct for me, and Myself means ME, my other hobby!)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
Shine- Bond (Because I'm a vampire!)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Sweet Home Alabama- Bo Bice (Shhh. Don't tell anybody that I live in Alabama)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Thank You- Westlife (Thanks?)

-end-

You know I cheated.

Don't Let Me Down

I feel like a failure today. As always, when I feel like this, my self-esteem goes down to the deepest part of the ocean. This also causes sudden breakdowns and being a bitch to someone just to feel good about myself. No, I will not stand/sit here and be like that. I have grown up now and being mean to someone is just immature unless I'm in a fight (which I'm not).

I wanted to do something for once. I want to lead something this year. Sometimes, my talents (whatever those talents are) are not appreciated by people, especially the teachers. Boy, they teach us about not to have a low self-esteem at school and yet we have them because of it (i.e. favoritism, neglect of talents, neglect of showing who you really are, hate-ism, racism, &c. in school). I'm not going to say bad things about my school but isn't it the truth? Seriously, what do you want me to do? Say that the school is just so awesome. No! I don't mean school is awesome- it is- it's just there are some things that make the school unlikable.

I also feel like that I am in a world that people just want me to fail. I'm not good at anything you're good at, that's sure, but I have other talents. Why not acknowledge that? For some this might be your reply "Because there are just people better than you." I'm sick and tired being an outcast in my own life. It's my life so stay the hell away from it (I speak to the people who bring me down, not a specific person).

This must probably be confusing for those who just don't get it; actually, this will be confusing to all of you because you don't know what's going on in my life right now. I hope though you will not think that this is you (for those who are thinking right now "Oh shit, what the hell is she talking about? I didn't even do anything to her! Must hate her now!" Well you are a very sadistic narcissist.) Because I speak to those people who try hard to bring me down.

Obviously, I'll try to make myself happy. Maybe I'm just tired from all this crap (i.e. homeworks, project &c.), though not all of them are crap. Pardon my French, when I said crap I don't mean that as a really bad thing. It's crappy because it's too many. I'm going to end this entry with a story (not, I'm not someone who's saying a sermon that I need to have an example about whatever I'm talking about. For those who all know what I'm talking about… you know… Monday?)

(I HAVE LOTS OF PROJECTS, HOMEWORKS AND &c.
Wish those are my books! ahahaha)

Everyone feels so shitty today. :| Power to the EMORANGERS!

The Cask of Janintillado and the Masque of Somethin’

This must probably be a late post since tests ended this morning and I'm just blogging it right now. There's just one thing that pissed me off a few hours ago while taking the Health exam, I didn't finished. Seriously! I forgot that one disorder, La Belle (I think), and put La Shizo (I just want to fill in all the blanks). I really don't like not finishing an exam because it lowers my self-esteem and the thought of not finishing an exam will be stuck in my brain for the whole day or the whole week. It's something that isn't productive. I want to be like Sue Sylvester so failure is not an option (ahahaha!).
So far so good with my tests results (test results? tests result?) and yet not so good. Lesson learned (this week): Never make a bet with Dana that you'll have a higher grade in an exam than her (so not worth it). She's robbing 30 pesos from me and a couple of hundreds from Marrah (poor Marrah. Don't worry you'll get her in the Filipino exam). Monopoly Money.
Seriously tired right now and I'm gonna cut this entry short. I'm going to sleep right now, for the first time this week I'm going to sleep before midnight.
I fell asleep as a city of bricks; I woke up as a city of marbles. (note to self: Must argue with history teacher about the last test of her exam [>:)) ahaahahaha just kidding!]. Must tell her that no one has won a war without using Sun Tzu's The Art of War [statistically speaking]. Must finish reading The Art of War.)

If I should cast of this tattered coat
and go free into the mighty sky
if I should find nothing there
but the vast blue,
echoless, ignorant--
What then?

Answer: Then you will find Landon!

JAMIE JOHNSTON REPLIED TO ME AGAIN! :">

To Take My Mind Out of This Hell Hole

I love Glee and the character I love the most in Glee is Sue Sylvester ever since I've watched episode 1 (last June). So Sue Sylvester was a trending topic in twitter the other day and I just love the jokes they made for her. Here are some of the jokes that are absolutely hilarious.

Lord Voldemort refers to Sue Sylvester as "she who must not be named."

Sue Sylvester's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Sue Sylvester.

Sue Sylvester does not go 'hunting', because that terminology implies failure. Sue Sylvester goes killing.

They once made a Sue Sylvester toilet paper, but there was a problem - It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Sue Sylvester bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

Sue Sylvester doesn't mow her lawn. She just stands out in her yard, and dares her grass to grow.

Sue Sylvester would have never let Taylor Swift finish.

When Sue Sylvester declared war on Fox News they didn't fight back.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Sue Sylvester's computer. Sue Sylvester is always in control.

MY FAVORITE!! When Sue Sylvester does a pushup, she isn't lifting herself up, she's pushing the Earth down.

it was stuff like "Sue Sylvester is the reason Santa doesn't exist.

I better continue studying again! :)) At least I'm calm now.

This Sucks

I hate her. I hate her. I hate her. I hate her. I hate her. I hate her. I hate her. I hate her. I hate her. I hate her. I hate her. I hate her. I hate her. I hate her. I hate her. I hate her. I hate her. I hate her. I hate her. I hate her. I hate her. I hate her. I hate her.

(For her): You suck! :| UUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
Hope you die. >:))

Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me?

I can't believe I didn't know about this! The next, and final, book of the Georgia Nicolson series has been published and probably sold over hundreds of countries months ago. I've been checking the site for a long time I don't even know about it. When have I know inquire about the new book. Actually I haven't finish Book 9 but whatever, I want to know why I didn't know about Book 10, the last of Georgia Nicolson's diary entries. AHHHH! I WANT TO BUY IT!

I know that I should have went to Fully Booked SM North EDSA instead of Powerbooks Trinoma. If I went to SM I would totally find "Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me?". Oh Well at least I have bought True Blood. "Next time, Janine." I told myself. (<----- Fudge, I'm talking to myself in a book form).

Next time I'll make sure I'm going to SM North EDSA and I'll buy "Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me?"

I'm really depress right now and I have to study Geometry and Pinoy tonight. I'm going to stop blogging for today and turn off my computer. Good bye chums!

Chateau-Renaud

Somehow, weird to do list for this exam week.

TO DO LIST (For Exam Week):

October 11
[x] Do English Comm. Ex (10:00-10:30)
[x] Study Trigo or Chem (10:30-12:00)
[x] Do Computer Quiz (12:00-12:30)
[x] Read Night World (12:30-1:00)
[x] Study MA

october 12
[x] Wake Up
[x] Study MA (in school)
[x] Revie MA and Trigo
[x] Start Studying Different Subjects

October 13 (Trigo and MA test)
[x] Review Trigo and MA
[x] Study Chem (Lunch or free periods)
[] Study PE and Music (School)
[x] Study Chem (5:00-11:00)
[x] Study PE (11:00-12:00)
[x] Study Music (12:00-1:00)\

October 14 (Chem, PE and Music test)
[x] Memorize Chem stuff
[x] Review Chem PE and Music
[] Go To SM (please!)
[] Read Noli book (tagalog and english)
[] Study for Pinoy Quiz

October 15 (Regular Sched- Half Day)
[] Do Health Project
[] Read Noli Book
[x] Study for Pinoy Quiz (morning)
[] Study for Tests next week
[x] Go To SM/Trinoma
[x] Rest

October 16 (No Classes)
[x] Study Entrep
[] Study AP
[x] Study CL
[] Study Pinoy

October 17 (Saturday- No classes)
[x] Study AP
[x] Study Geom
[] Study Computer
[] Study English
[] Study Pinoy

October 18 (Sunday)
[x] Review Enterp
[x] Review AP
[x] Review CL
[] Study Pinoy
[] Study English
[] Study Health

October 19 (Entrep, AP and CL test- half day)
[x] Review Entrep, CL and AP (morning)
[x] Study Computer
[x] Study Geom
[] Study Pinoy

October 20 (Geom and Computer test- whole day)
[x] review Computer and Geom (morning)
[x] Review Pinoy and English (lunch or free period)
[x] Study Health (When you get home)
[x] Review Pinoy and English (before going to sleep)

October 21 (Pinoy, English and Health Test- whole day)
[x] Review Pinoy, English and Health (morning)
[x] Submit Health Project
[x] Health Presentation

After Tests
[] Clean Room
[x] Rest in Peace

I'm trying my best to do everything. I'm really tired right now so I'm going to sleep. Good night bloggers. Sweet dreams, I hope it's about me.

Xoxo

JM (Gossip Girl's initials)

Let's Make (A Game)

Let's make #astroboylovesme a trending topic in Twitter (Wala lang malakas trip ko ngayon)
Let's make vampires
Let's make French Toast
Let's make people dance like there's no tomorrow
Let's make a movie out of my life and make that a musical
Let's make awesomeness and janineness put together and make a universal awesome janine!
Please Let's make Janine Stop! :))

I'm serious about making #astroboylovesme a tending topic in Twitter

I said that to protect you.

I just finished reading Daughters of Darkness (second book of Night World Vol. 1). I'm in love with L.J. Smith. Her works are so original and she's not afraid to kill a major character not like in Twilight. I don't know why the sudden love for vampire book because I know I vowed not to read books about vampires unless it is the classic Dracula. Weird, huh? I bought Night World Vol. 2 and True Blood yesterday. And I asked the people from Powerbooks to contact me if they have Vampire Diaries already. Ugh. It's bad enough that most books from my collection are chic lit but reading about dark chic lit, it's just… Actually my collection is growing and not with Chic lits anymore, they're full of history fiction books or classic books or books about Jane Austen. The recent additions to my collection I'll just categories as a vampire book and not a chic lit. ahahaha. I mean True Blood is not a chic lit anymore, it was in the general fiction when I bought it.

I should stop talking about my books I have 8 more test to study. Today's Friday and we don't have classes.
Thou shall study now.

AP test was said to be situational then why do I have to study all of these events?

Sorry, I’m Phobophobic (Fear of having Phobias)

Chem, why do you hate me?!? Ugh. I think I failed the test! Ugh! My brain still hurts. Good thing tomorrow it's skip test day for the juniors (just kidding), regular school day, though, but a half-day. I haven't eaten yet because I wanted to go out today and blah and because I'm watching Gossip Girl and Degrassi.

I really wanted to go out today and buy a new book but I have to stay at home. It's raining and it's very cold, well it is for me. It's so weird to be here instead of being at school. It doesn't feel like a test day.

Intramurals are next week (for the ball games that is) and I'm really scared of what is to become of us. I wish they would excuse us from class. Exams will still continue next week until Wednesday for us, the juniors since tomorrow will be regular classes for us due to the retreat. I'm really tired of studying. I have to read 9 chapters of Noli (Tagalog Version) because I've read the English version and I don't think it'll help me on the test.

I have a lot on my mind lately. About the exams mostly and about being really really hungry right now. I'm craving for a double cheese burger and twister fries from McDonald's. Maybe I should order but I don't want to bother them because it's raining and they'd be totally pissed if I want them to deliver it and it's raining. I don't know. Maybe I should wait till my mom wakes up.

Okay so maybe I should really go out on Friday morning, since we don't have classes this Friday, and study in the afternoon. I better start today so that I can go out on Friday.

I really want to watch the new episode of Emma (2009 TV Serial), Glee, 90210 and Vampire Diaries. I know what to do today (instead of studying) I shall read book two of Night World by L.J. Smith (Author of Vampire Diaries, who is better than Stephenie Meyer because Vampire Diaries and True Blood came first than Twilight and both books are more creative that the whole twilight series. TWILIGHT SUCKS AND THEN YOU DIE!

Must read List:
[] Vampire Diaries
[] The Southern Vampire Mysteries (Or True Blood)
[] Viola in Reel Life

And many more…

It's raining and I'm really hungry. Thou shall post a poem by John Keats.

Bright Star

Bright star, would I were steadfast as thou art--
Not in lone splendour hung aloft the night
And watching, with eternal lids apart,
Like nature's patient, sleepless Eremite,
The moving waters at their priestlike task
Of pure ablution round earth's human shores,
Or gazing on the new soft-fallen mask
Of snow upon the mountains and the moors--
No--yet still stedfast, still unchangeable,
Pillow'd upon my fair love's ripening breast,
To feel for ever its soft fall and swell,
Awake for ever in a sweet unrest,
Still, still to hear her tender-taken breath,
And so live ever--or else swoon to death.

I gotta update my Movie List (even though I promise that it was for the summer only).

Movie List Update:

[x]1. How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (funny! you should really see this... one of the best romantic comedies.)
[x]2. Ghosts of Girlfriends Past (corny)
[x]3. Hannah Montana: The Movie (I know it sounds stupid but I would really want to see how it goes)
[x]4. The Proposal
[x]5. Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince (yeah I know that this movie does not come out until the end of summer, actually one month after summer, but what the hell?)
[x]6. He's Just Not That Into You (I think it's like Love Actually but I don't know... :|)
7. Because I Said So
8. Fame (the 2009 one)
[x]9. Raising Helen
10. I Love You, Beth Cooper
11. The Jerk Theory
[x]12. The Ugly Truth
[x]13. Ink Heart
14. Imagine That
[x]15. Princess Protection Program (It sounds kinda lame but I adore Demi Lovato)
16. Repo! the Genetic Opera
[x]17. 17 Again (just saw it! Let me tell you this... ZAC EFRON IS SUPER HOT!)
[x]18. Easy Virtue (COLIN FIRTH!)
[x]19. Bridget Jones Diary
[x]20. Bridget Jones's Diary: The Edge of Reasons
[x]21. Love Actually
[x]22. Halloweentown High (I just wanna see Lucas Grabeel)
[x]23. Grease
[x]24. Notting Hill
[x]25. Kate and Leopold
[x]26. 10 Things I Hate About You (I can't believe they're going to remake this into a TV series... you cannot remake a film that was perfectly been done by Heath Ledger, may he rest in peace)
[x]27. Ever After
[x]28. Failure To Launch
[x]29. What a Girl Wants (any Colin Firth movie will do)
[x]30. Chasing Liberty
[x]31. Marley and Me (so sad)
[x]32. Penelope (sweetest movie ever! I just love james mcavoy's character)
33. Confessions of an Ugly Step Sister (I'm also finding the time to read the book)
[x]34. Music Man (2003 Version) (LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT!!!)
[x]35.Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day (August 21, 2009)
36 .Nicholas Nickleby
[x]37. Music Man (1962 Version) (I LOVE IIIIIT!! :>)
38.They Came From Upstairs
[x]39. Jane Austen Book Club (Excellent!)
[x]40.Chéri
[x]41. Persuasion (2007 version :"> Capt. Wentworth!)
[x]42. Northanger Abbey (any version, probably the latest one) (I love the 2007 version! Mr. Tilney! but the best actor/actress was the one who played Catherine... she was so beautiful and so funny! great actress... she's in Cheri too! :D)
[x]43. Mansfield Park (same as Northanger Abbey)
44. The Young Victoria (the guy from Cheri was there :">)
[x]45. Anastasia (again, please!) - 8/14/09
46. The Time Traveler's Wife (ERIC BANA!!! :">)
47. New York, I Love You
48. New Moon (well... I'm not that excited as before :| )
[x]49. Clueless (HAHAHAHA!)
[x]50. Angels and Demons
51. Valentine's Day
52. Fame (old version)
53. Jose Rizal (1998 Version)
[x]54. Fired Up
55. Whip It
56. An Education
57. Coco Before Chanel
58. Bright Star

Well that's it for me today.
xoxo
Jane

Bloated Panda

Synthesis

Metal + Oxygen ----> Metallic oxide
2Zn + O2 -----> 2ZnO

Metal Oxide + H2O ----> Metallic hydroxide
K2O + H2O ----> 2KOH

Non Metal + Oxygen ----> Non Metal Oxide
S + O2 ----> SO2

Non Metal Oxide + H2O ----> Oxyacid
SO2 + H2O ----> H2SO3

Metal Oxide + Non Metal Oxide ----> Salt
ZnO + SO2 ----> ZnSO3

Decomposition
Metallic Oxide --^--> Metal + Oxygen
2ZnO --^--> 2Zn + O2

Metallic bicarbonate --^--> Metallic Carbonate + Water + Carbon Dioxide
2NaHCO3 --^--> Na2Co3 + H2O + CO2

Metallic Carbonate --^--> Metallic Oxide + Carbon Dioxide
MgCO3 --^--> MgO +CO2

Metallic Nitrate --^--> Metallic Nitrite + Oxygen Gas
Mg(NO3)2 --^--> Mg(NO2)2 + O2

Hydrate --^--> anhydrous
CuSO4*5H2O --^--> CuSo4 + 5H2O

CHEM! DON'T DISTURB ME
"It looks like a bloated Panda that got sick"

SAVE THE BLOATED PANDA™

I Should Really Be Studying Right Now

Who do you think should really study right now instead of discovering new things about my computer? I personally think that if I don't study right now I'm going to fail. Even worse, I'm going to fail Trigonometry, M.A. and Chemistry (and possibly PE). I'm really lazy to study right now. Like awhile ago, we were given about five free periods and I spend most of it (okay the whole of it) reading a book (Secret Vampire. Much better than that lame Twilight… *ehem*). I'll start studying after I post this blog entry. Guess what, I'm writing this blog entry using Microsoft Word. Totally awesome. This computer is so hard to figure out. I need more time to adjust to it but I'll do that after the test. Should I make this post short? Ummm. Maybe I should.

Music: No Air (Glee Version) [The song will appear in the next Glee Episode, Episode 7)

(Totally me right now.)

Maybe This Time I'll Study Hard

This will be my study schedule for this quarter's test

To Do List
October 11-12
[x] Study Trigo
[x] Study Chem (Until October 13)
[x] Study MA
October 13
[] Study Music
[] Study PE
October 14
[] Do Health Project
[] Read Noli Me Tangere
October 15
[] Rest
[] Study AP

Don't disturb me unless needed.
P.S. Just inherited my dad's laptop. YEHEY!

The Need to Study

I can't believe exams are still on and that it's next week- actually, I kinda know since I was one of the people who spread that buttery feeling of "EXAMS ARE MOVED".
My problem now is that I don't know how I can study like this. If I study in my room I might fall asleep since I study on my bed because I don't have a desk (seriously, how cool am I?)- my desk is full of crap (i.e. my soon to be finished/thrown away novels by said author Janine Martinez and my beautiful Type Writer). Now if I study here ("The Office"- not the show... well duh for me.) I would totally be distracted by all the lights (i.e. the computer... see what I'm doing right now?). There is no easy answer to my problem just like this complicated and twisted Geometry lesson. Our teacher was teaching us something new this morning and then she told us that we will have a quiz tomorrow and I was like "WHAT?! I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND THE LESSON!" in my own psycho way.
I probably should study right now since I have a geom quiz tomorrow and a might be chem quiz or oral defense.

Remember Tomorrow's Schedule:
Homeroom
History Class
Recess
Chem
Chem
Geom
Trigo
Lunch
English/Cl
Cl/English
Filipino
Filipino

(This is what I should be doing right now... studying. Though, that picture was taken two years ago and I was definitely not studying, I was doing a puzzle.... I miss wearing that sweater. Note to self: Find that sweater.)

DAMN THIS WORLD OF MINE? NO, DAMN MY LAZY ATTITUDE! and damn that Party In The USA (by Miley Cyrus) for playing over and over again in my iPod and in my head.

Will: You guys play baseball right? What does your coach tell you about hitting.
Puck: You charge the pitcher, bring the bat.