Ethelred The Unready

(from Georgia)
Ah, I am glad that you asked me this because once more I am able to display my huge talent for historiosity. Most English kings and queens get nicknames like “Richard the Lionheart” (because he was brave and so on) or “Good Queen Bess”. Ethelred (who lived a long long time ago, even before Slim was a young boy) is famous for being “unready”. The Vikings came to England to pillage and shake their big red legs at the English folk. They sneaked into his castle and caught Ethelred in the loo, and took over the castle. Hence his name – Ethelred the Unready. He’s lucky that is all he’s called. Things could be much worse: he could be called Ethelred the Pooey, or Ethelred on the Looey.

This made me laugh! Guess what, my little chum-ettes, I've bought "Are these my Basoomas I see before me?". WOOOOH!!!

Lumos Maximus! (glows) Lumos Maximus! (glows) Party on! (glows different colors)

Nobody uses this body to get back at… that!

This must be the lousiest weekend of my life. I hate staying at home in a weekend. I was supposed to go to the soiree but I had no transportation to go there and my parents weren't home. So instead of going to this party I was at home doing my damned home works and projects. It wasn't even production because I only finished one. I insist on changing our AP class' language into English.

I know, I do have a very boring life right now. Nothing exciting has been happening to me and it kinda sucks. This must the post-exam stress. If there is something exciting that will happen to me I'll totally blog it. Ahaha. See? I have no life. I better just go and rot myself to sleep.

If you want to, suggest a topic for me and I'll be doing a very long blog entry about that. Random stuffs.

(This is me when I became a vampire)

Maybe I'll do that survey/quiz I did a year ago.

RULES:. Put Your itunes on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
Hot Stuff- Ashlee Simpson (I must be distracted…. Yuck! Ahahaha)

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
This is My Now- Jordin Sparks (?!?)

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Beat It- Michael Jackson (WHAHAHAHAH! Right now I want you to BEAT EEEEET! BEAT EEEEET!)

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Time to Dance- Panic at the Disco (Party time!!! Woooh!)


WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Sing!- Renee Baughman, Don Perassi (Since when did I wanted to sing for a living?!)

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Wouldn't It Be Nice- The Bloomfields (That's true. It would really be nice when I were older right now)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
The Mob Song- Beauty and the Beast (BWAAHAHHAHAHA! I knew it! I knew it! That little shit!)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
Roll With It- Oasis (I don't get it)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
April Love- Pay Boone (Awww… But I don't fall in love on an April. I don't fall in love because I don't have a heart)

WHAT IS 2 + 2?
Get Nasty- Ashlee Simpson (WOOOH! Learn to say no!)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BESTIE?
You and I Both- Jason Mraz (Awww. Jason Mraz is so hot!)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Teenage Dirtbag- Weezer (Fudge, I thought he was my crush but unfortunately I think of him as a teenage dirtbag)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Butterfly- Jason Mraz (Enough said. I'm mentally ill. Aahahahha)

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Impossible- Kelly Clarkson (Which means I will be impossible to be contacted because I'm super busy being a Queen)


WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Hedwig's Theme- John Williams (I DON'T LOVE DANIEL RADCLIFFE! I LOVE HEDWIG! BOOOOM <--- If you know what I mean.)

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
What Katie Did- The Libertines (Who's Katie?)

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
I Write Sins Not Tragedies- Panic at the Disco (What a beautiful wedding)

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Halo/Walking on Sunshine- Glee Cast (You mean I'm going to be a saint in Heaven?)


WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Movies of Myself- Rufus Wainwright (Let me paraphrase this… Movies means Film, which is correct for me, and Myself means ME, my other hobby!)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
Shine- Bond (Because I'm a vampire!)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Sweet Home Alabama- Bo Bice (Shhh. Don't tell anybody that I live in Alabama)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Thank You- Westlife (Thanks?)

-end-

You know I cheated.

Don't Let Me Down

I feel like a failure today. As always, when I feel like this, my self-esteem goes down to the deepest part of the ocean. This also causes sudden breakdowns and being a bitch to someone just to feel good about myself. No, I will not stand/sit here and be like that. I have grown up now and being mean to someone is just immature unless I'm in a fight (which I'm not).

I wanted to do something for once. I want to lead something this year. Sometimes, my talents (whatever those talents are) are not appreciated by people, especially the teachers. Boy, they teach us about not to have a low self-esteem at school and yet we have them because of it (i.e. favoritism, neglect of talents, neglect of showing who you really are, hate-ism, racism, &c. in school). I'm not going to say bad things about my school but isn't it the truth? Seriously, what do you want me to do? Say that the school is just so awesome. No! I don't mean school is awesome- it is- it's just there are some things that make the school unlikable.

I also feel like that I am in a world that people just want me to fail. I'm not good at anything you're good at, that's sure, but I have other talents. Why not acknowledge that? For some this might be your reply "Because there are just people better than you." I'm sick and tired being an outcast in my own life. It's my life so stay the hell away from it (I speak to the people who bring me down, not a specific person).

This must probably be confusing for those who just don't get it; actually, this will be confusing to all of you because you don't know what's going on in my life right now. I hope though you will not think that this is you (for those who are thinking right now "Oh shit, what the hell is she talking about? I didn't even do anything to her! Must hate her now!" Well you are a very sadistic narcissist.) Because I speak to those people who try hard to bring me down.

Obviously, I'll try to make myself happy. Maybe I'm just tired from all this crap (i.e. homeworks, project &c.), though not all of them are crap. Pardon my French, when I said crap I don't mean that as a really bad thing. It's crappy because it's too many. I'm going to end this entry with a story (not, I'm not someone who's saying a sermon that I need to have an example about whatever I'm talking about. For those who all know what I'm talking about… you know… Monday?)

(I HAVE LOTS OF PROJECTS, HOMEWORKS AND &c.
Wish those are my books! ahahaha)

Everyone feels so shitty today. :| Power to the EMORANGERS!

The Cask of Janintillado and the Masque of Somethin’

This must probably be a late post since tests ended this morning and I'm just blogging it right now. There's just one thing that pissed me off a few hours ago while taking the Health exam, I didn't finished. Seriously! I forgot that one disorder, La Belle (I think), and put La Shizo (I just want to fill in all the blanks). I really don't like not finishing an exam because it lowers my self-esteem and the thought of not finishing an exam will be stuck in my brain for the whole day or the whole week. It's something that isn't productive. I want to be like Sue Sylvester so failure is not an option (ahahaha!).
So far so good with my tests results (test results? tests result?) and yet not so good. Lesson learned (this week): Never make a bet with Dana that you'll have a higher grade in an exam than her (so not worth it). She's robbing 30 pesos from me and a couple of hundreds from Marrah (poor Marrah. Don't worry you'll get her in the Filipino exam). Monopoly Money.
Seriously tired right now and I'm gonna cut this entry short. I'm going to sleep right now, for the first time this week I'm going to sleep before midnight.
I fell asleep as a city of bricks; I woke up as a city of marbles. (note to self: Must argue with history teacher about the last test of her exam [>:)) ahaahahaha just kidding!]. Must tell her that no one has won a war without using Sun Tzu's The Art of War [statistically speaking]. Must finish reading The Art of War.)

If I should cast of this tattered coat
and go free into the mighty sky
if I should find nothing there
but the vast blue,
echoless, ignorant--
What then?

Answer: Then you will find Landon!

JAMIE JOHNSTON REPLIED TO ME AGAIN! :">

To Take My Mind Out of This Hell Hole

I love Glee and the character I love the most in Glee is Sue Sylvester ever since I've watched episode 1 (last June). So Sue Sylvester was a trending topic in twitter the other day and I just love the jokes they made for her. Here are some of the jokes that are absolutely hilarious.

Lord Voldemort refers to Sue Sylvester as "she who must not be named."

Sue Sylvester's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Sue Sylvester.

Sue Sylvester does not go 'hunting', because that terminology implies failure. Sue Sylvester goes killing.

They once made a Sue Sylvester toilet paper, but there was a problem - It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Sue Sylvester bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

Sue Sylvester doesn't mow her lawn. She just stands out in her yard, and dares her grass to grow.

Sue Sylvester would have never let Taylor Swift finish.

When Sue Sylvester declared war on Fox News they didn't fight back.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Sue Sylvester's computer. Sue Sylvester is always in control.

MY FAVORITE!! When Sue Sylvester does a pushup, she isn't lifting herself up, she's pushing the Earth down.

it was stuff like "Sue Sylvester is the reason Santa doesn't exist.

I better continue studying again! :)) At least I'm calm now.